teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

one direction for docomo

zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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whoredinarygirl:

barely passing a class like

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insensibly:

x

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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geekycrap:

harrygomeme:

Look at this purebread puppy

i’m done

geekycrap:

harrygomeme:

Look at this purebread puppy

i’m done

basedpidgeot:

sick
edwardspoonhands:

This is how zippers work, btw.

edwardspoonhands:

This is how zippers work, btw.